JOKE OF THE DAY

I couldn't stop laughing when I read this:

Message
From : CrossCultural
Date : Fri, Aug 26, 2005
Subject : laknock

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Hello laknock
I M SR Citizen 50yrs 171cm 75 kg.
Seeking female FOR ALL SEASONS
Companionship..LOVERS ..secret affairs…
Mixed Race -Malay Portuguese & Chinese
Returned from USA to Msia in Dec 2000
Married to American lady bud divorced with no children
Working in Shah Alam Sr Managerial position
2 B Your Master Your Slave
King of Sorrow
Doggie BJ 69 3SOM
Shah alam
Fauzyandy

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I'm laknock in that cyberspace.
This particular dick tried his best to be Cassanova, but with extreme bad taste.
He doesn't even have the guts to put his photo in his profile.
'2 B Your Master Your Slave' - How do you expect girls to melt at such words?!
'King of Sorrow' - OH PUHLEASE

The introduction is shameless, formal, prim and fucking boring.
If you can't write, please put your stupid fantasies in point-form.

Take this needle-sharp advice, peeps.
Just because you thought nobody will know who you are, doesn't mean you can write like a retard.