Potong Stim

Last saturday it was Passion again.
But I brought my cousin along :D

Didn't know it was such fun to dance with a relative and I was amused by those men hungered after her. Especially when one of the peeps asked for her number discreetly. Oh yeah it has to be discreet because I will crush them to pops if any of them lays a finger on her. Especially from those PEEPS.

Reached home in the morning and both of us started to get really itchy. We were fiddling on the sofa for eternity before he got up to switch off the lights, close the curtains while I cleared the cushions for wider space. That was when I saw gold.

Tiger shat on my RM$2500 sofa.

Half a dozen brownies were lying comfortably behind the cushion, waiting to be hatched.

We just stared at the spot, motionless.

Our raunchy moment came to a cruel halt.

He picked them up with plastic bag while I sanitized the area with trusty FeBreeze. Wiped the area, dumped the cushions, washed our hands and gave some harsh words to the culprit.

Nonetheless, we still decided to carry on with our kinky project. I climbed on top of him and began to undress with great deliberation. With a wild look I started to -censored-censored-censored-

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I only want to emphasize the painful truth of having pets in couplehood.